- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Title IX

what came first the chicken or the chips

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