- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

your mama's so fat... that's it

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