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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

You sick fiend

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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