- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How old are you? 7

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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