- Anti Joke

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it