Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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what do you call a black guy african american

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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