- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

a black man pays his child support

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Racial Equality

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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