- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont they make black forks

Abortion.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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