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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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