A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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