- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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