An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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