- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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