- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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