How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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