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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Nobody cares maddie!

black chicken. kfc

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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