A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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