Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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your so fat. your fat!

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Read a Book.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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