Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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