- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??