- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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