- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How about that airline food?

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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