Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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think twice or at least think

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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