- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Golf.

Women outside of the kitchen.

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