- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Women's Rights

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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