- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

a irish man walks past a bar

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

woman's rights

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Democracy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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