- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

This is not a joke.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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