*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Dwight Howard

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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haha

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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