What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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