- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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