- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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