- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Women's Rights

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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