- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A man goes to the potty.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

H o m o comes out as homo

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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