Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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