Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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