- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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