- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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