- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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