- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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