- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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