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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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