- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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