- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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