- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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