- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Tommy got neutered.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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