Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Barack Obama is a good president.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How come anti jokes r funny

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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