In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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