A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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dead dibbs

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What is cowboy say

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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