- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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