- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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