knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why so serious ?

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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