- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

My jeans

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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