- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Tucker Rivera

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