- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Pianos.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

your mom.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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