A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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