- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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