whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Anti Joke

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