Golf.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Once upon a time a was born

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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