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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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