So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Good job, son.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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