Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Hello penis

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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