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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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