What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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