How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Get up Look in the mirror

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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