- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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