A dog was barking at a tree

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Good job, son.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A fat guy!

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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