Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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The jets are a good team..

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DERP

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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i have aids and a chode

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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No joke.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What is Jason? Black.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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