A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Winking at old people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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