How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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