- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

1+1= 69

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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