What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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potato

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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