What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Women rights..

Women's rights.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

An iguana walks out of a bar

JUSTIN BEING SMART

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

your moms so fat she has kankles

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

I got shot, you laughed

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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