So a seal walks into a club...

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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johann grayson being liked

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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