Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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I like jokes.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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