- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

American healthcare.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

this is not a joke.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

My life

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Hitler

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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