- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you very much.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Knock Knock Come in!

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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