An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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balls in ya mouf

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Knock knock, come in.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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That's unfortunate.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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P0P T4Rt

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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I love you very much.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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