A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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The jets are a good team..

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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