Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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No.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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i have aids and a chode

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