- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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your mom

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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