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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Men's rights

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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The WNBA.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

William Raines.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

I like jokes.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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