this is not a joke.

French people.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Hitler

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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