Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

the cow goes moo

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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