Chuck Norris is a normal man.

So a seal walks into a club...

Ben is gay

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Knock Knock Come in!

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

A baby seal walks into a club

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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