Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Hi my name is Bob

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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