Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Black Poeple

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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