What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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I like jokes.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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