live babies

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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