Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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