- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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