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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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