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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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