- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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