Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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